There Are 300,000 New Jobs And Bush

Maria Shriver Is Credited With Helping Arnold Win By Standing By Him Despite Allegations Of Groping. She Had To Stand By Him Cause Arnold Had A Vice Grip On Her Left Ass Cheek.

There Has Been No Electricity In Baghdad For A Week And The People Are Angry. You Would Be Angry Too If You Couldn't Watch Your Brand New Stolen Tv.

Martha Stewart Was Convicted Of Four Counts Of Lying And Obstruction Of Justice And Could Serve Up To 20 Years In Congress.

California's Economy Is Declining So Rapidly That Candidates Are Asking 'are You Better Off Now Then You Were Four Minutes Ago?'

Clinton Said He Feels Safe In Harlem. It's The Only Place In The State Hillary Is Scared To Look For Him After Dark.