I Think Looks Do Matter On Television.

You Really Have To Know Who You Are. It Takes, Uh It's Not That Easy.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

If You Have Trouble With Finding Things You Should Get Into Some Kind Of Therapy With A Good Therapist If You Need, I Mean I Just Believe In Therapy For Everybody. I Really Do. I Don't Think Any Body Can Escape It.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.