The Republicans Do Not Have Feeling For

Have Four Things Going. I Have Stand-up Comedy, Two Television Shows And I'm Working On A Play. I Like To Work, And I Fear That Something Could Fall Through. You Know What They Say: 'the Show Must Go Off.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.

Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger Than Fat Women. Why? Because Fat Women Are Killing Them.

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?