I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It

It's Like Deja-vu, All Over Again.

50% Of All Married People Are Women

It's Not Too Far; It Just Seems Like It Is.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

Third Ain't So Bad If Nothin' Is Hit To You.