I Think I've Always Wanted To Be

I Had To Learn A Skill Set. I Think I Had The Materials To Be A Good Comedy Writer.

Listen, My Body Is Attracted To Your Body But When You Speak It Makes My Brain Angry.

As I've Gotten Older, I Can Look At Myself More Clearly And Own The Things That I'm Good At And Work On The Things That I'm Not. Like, I Am Not Skinny. I Know That If I Were To Lose A Little Weight I'd Literally Have More Time In The Morning Because I Know Clothes Would Fit Better. And Now I Can Look At Those Things More Practically. Instead Of Being Like, "what Does That Say About Me?," Now I'm Just Like, "that Would Be Great To Sleep In An Extra Fifteen Minutes Because I Wasn't Trying On Everything In My Closet."

Also, Chubby People Can Never Truly Pull Off Ethereal The Same Way Skinny People Can Never Be Jolly.

Bribes And Boy Bands. That’s All You Need To Be A Babysitter.