I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble

I Didn't Forget Your Breakfast. I Didn't Bring Your Breakfast. Because You Didn't Eat Your Din-din.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

One Can Make More Enemies As A Female With A Brain, I Think.

I Have Been Uncompromising, Peppery, Intractable, Monomaniacal, Tactless, Volatile, And Oftentimes Disagreeable... I Suppose I'm Larger Than Life.