She Did It The Hard Way.

I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

I Didn't Forget Your Breakfast. I Didn't Bring Your Breakfast. Because You Didn't Eat Your Din-din.

I've Always Liked Men Better Than Women.

You Know What Nostalgia Is, Don't You? It's Basically A Matter Of Recalling The Fun Without Reliving The Pain.

If Hollywood Didn't Work Out, I Was Prepared To Be The Best Secretary In The World.