I Think If They Put A Laugh

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

I Don't Like Cursing In Movies. I Feel Like Cursing Has Become The New Hackiness. You Try To Find Substitutions For Cursing.