I Think If They Put A Laugh

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

I Don't Want To Do An Edgy Show, I Didn't Want Bad Language. I Think Edginess Is The New Hackiness.

I Like To Read The Bible In Public Places Where People Are Watching Me Read It. And I Like To Mumur Out To Myself: 'bullshit!'

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.