I Think I Would Love A Shot

I Don't Wear A Watch. How Do I Know My Time? I Find That Someone Will Always Tell Me.

People Wince When Something Is In Bad Taste. They Laugh When It's Funny. If It's Too Dirty Or Wrong, They Won't Laugh. But If It's A Big, Dirty, Smart, Funny Laugh, They Love It.

If I Talk To A Woman For More Than Five Minutes I Can Tell You Exactly Whether She's An Aidan Girl Or A Mr. Big Girl. Aidan Girls Are More Interested In Nurturing Relationships And Building A Nest While Mr. Big Girls Are More About Show And Having Fun.

Seasons Change. So Do Cities. People Come Into Your Life And People Go, But It's Comforting To Know: The Ones You Love Are Always In Your Heart. And If You're Very Lucky, A Plane Ride Away.

The Thing You Can't Let Go Of Is Gravity. The Reality Of Gravity In Writing. If Someone Says Something Really Mean In A Sitcom, And The Next Wave Isn't A Reaction To The Reality Of That, You Start Losing Relatability. In A Lot Of Romantic Comedies, They Throw Out The Rules Of Life.