Let There Be No Mistake. A Gay

I'm Happiest In An Empty Church. I Love The Smell Of A Church.

Only Two Things Change When You Get Older: The Energy In Your Voice And The Time Of Night You Feel It's Appropriate To Call Someone. In Your 20s, People Call At 2 A.m. And Yell, 'are You Up?' Into The Answering Machine. Now, Someone Calls After 8 P.m., And My Boyfriend Is Like, 'who Is That? Who Could Be Calling At This Hour?'

If I Talk To A Woman For More Than Five Minutes I Can Tell You Exactly Whether She's An Aidan Girl Or A Mr. Big Girl. Aidan Girls Are More Interested In Nurturing Relationships And Building A Nest While Mr. Big Girls Are More About Show And Having Fun.

Seasons Change. So Do Cities. People Come Into Your Life And People Go, But It's Comforting To Know: The Ones You Love Are Always In Your Heart. And If You're Very Lucky, A Plane Ride Away.

Who's To Say Where Funny Stops And 'too Far' Starts?