I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And

Every Age Has Its Happiness And Troubles.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

I Wait For Death And Journalists.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.