I Think I Think, Therefore I Think

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else

Revelation: A Famous Book In Which St. John The Divine Concealed All That He Knew. The Revealing Is Done By The Commentators, Who Know Nothing.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.

Ubiquity, N. The Gift Or Power Of Being In All Places At One Time, But Not In All Places At All Times, Which Is Omnipresence, An Attribute Of God And The Luminiferous Ether Only.

Future. That Period Of Time In Which Our Affairs Prosper, Our Friends Are True And Our Happiness Is Assured.