Politics: A Strife Of Interests Masquerading As

To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken At The Top Of One's Voice.

An Egotist Is A Person Of Low Taste - More Interested In Himself Than In Me.

The Sum Of Religion, Says Pythagoras, Is To Be Like Him Thou Worshipest. Had Pythagoras Lived In Our Day He Would Have Seen His Mistake. The Sum Of Modern Religion Is To Make Him Thou Worshipest Like Unto Thyself.

Conversation, N.: A Vocal Competition In Which The One Who Is Catching His Breath Is Called The Listener.

Ambidextrous, Adj.: Able To Pick With Equal Skill A Right-hand Pocket Or A Left.