I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.