I Hate Elitists. I Hate Conceited People.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

I Want To Democratize Business News.

Happy Birthday Obamacare! Five Years Ago Today You Came Into Our Lives And Nothing's Ever Been The Same Since! Our Insurance Premiums Have Skyrocketed And Our Doctor Choices Have Plummeted.

I'm The Reason Why I'm Overweight. No One Made Me Do It. I Did It.

There's Nothing Wrong Or Evil About Having A Bad Day. There's Everything Wrong With Making Others Have To Have It With You.