I Hate Elitists. I Hate Conceited People.

I'll Rail Against What I Think Is Wrong.

Sexy Ain't Guys Like Churchill And Lincoln.

I Feel Strongly That I Need To Try To Make My Shows As Real As Possible. What You See Is What You Get.

Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.