I Think God Gave Us Talent Because

I'm Easy To Look Like, So There Are Lots And Lots Of Dolly Look-alikes.

My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of Pants When I Was Growing Up, And Now That's All She Wears. It Was So Funny For Me When I First Started Seeing Mama Wear Pants. It Was Like It Wasn't Mama. Now I've Bought Her Many A Pantsuit Because She Just Lives In Them.

I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. Never Was!

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

Speaking Of The Devil, Well Here He Comes Now. Got My Defenses Down. And I'd Go Through Hell To Make Him Mine.