I Am Not Gay, But If I

I'm Not A Politician. And I Don't Want To Be.

My Grandfather Was A Pentecostal Preacher. It Was A Sin To Even Pluck Your Eyebrows, And They Thought It Was A Sin For Me To Be There Looking Like Jezebel.

I Believe Above The Storm The Smallest Prayer Will Still Be Heard.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.