I Am Not Gay, But If I

When People Say To Me Less Is More I Reply, 'more Is More'.

I Just Write All The Time. In My Whole Life I've Never Had What I've Heard People Talk About Writer's Block. I've Never Had That. Life Is Like A Song To Me. I Just Hear Everything In Music, So I Have Never Once Thought "well, I'm Never Gonna Be Able To Write Again." I've Got Thousands Of Songs.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

When You're 40, You Can't Ride The Fence Anymore. You Gotta Make Definite Decisions About Your Life.

You Can Bet There's Something Fishy Going On. I Guess Some Large Mouth Bass Left That Lipstick On Our Shirt.