I Think Flip Wilson Is A Brillant

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Show Me Any Top Entertainer Or Top Business Executive, And I'll Show You A Guy Who Has Mapped Out His Life From The Very Start.

I've Done A Lot Of Things And I've Been A Lot Of People, But Now I've Come To Realize Who I Am

I Don't Know What It Is To Love The Way They Love-they Would Jump Off A Bridge For Me. I Can't Do That. I Can Only Say, I Owe You.

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!