I Think Flip Wilson Is A Brillant

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

My Entire Life Has Been A Lie.

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?