I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards

My Entire Life Has Been A Lie.

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?

George Burns Was The Father I Never Had

I Don't Care If I Never Do Another Tv Show In My Life.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.