I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

Sure My Career Means A Hell Of A Lot, But It Will Never Come Before Sandy And My Son.

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?