A Group Or An Artist Shouldn't Get

You're Either Sexy Or You're Not. I'm Very Self-conscious About My Physiognomy.

Everybody Thinks I'm At Death's Door, But I'm Not. There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Me, And My Heart Is In 100 Percent Working Order. Anything Else You May Hear Is A Damn Lie!

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar Ashes On His Shoes, And Makes Up About 90 Percent Of What You Hear.