But What If Everyone In The World

I'd Call Him A Sadistic, Hippophilic Necrophile, But That Would Be Beating A Dead Horse.

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

You'll Live To Be A Hundred If You Give Up All The Things That Make You Want To.