I Think Australians Like A Bit Of

I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do Would Be To Live In The Country By The Time I'm 50 And Write Books

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.

I Think Australians Like A Bit Of Vulgarity