The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't

My Dresser And I Have The Hots For The New Rugby Ace Danny Cipriani. We Have A Shrine In My Dressing Room - Press Photos Of Him On The Field Looking Swarthy And Fit, And Snaps Of Our Boy Emerging From Mayfair Nightclubs, Looking Sexy And Dishevelled.

Rodents Can Come Across As Being Quite Vacant In The Personality Stakes

It's A Wise Thing To Hold Back.

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.

I'm Not Sure How Aware Of The Rest Of The World I Am. I Live A Rather Sheltered Existence