I Think All The Funny People Were

Black Comics, They Only Watch Black Comedians. You're A Comedian; You're Not Just A Black Comedian. You're A Comedian. I Try To Get That Through To Everybody.

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

You Know, You Get Famous And You Work In These Weird Jobs And You Don't Have A Lot In Common With People. But Once You Have Kids, You Have Everything In Common With Everybody.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.