I Think All The Funny People Were

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

I've Remade A Few Movies And They All Have One Thing In Common: Great Endings. If You're Going To Remake Something, Make Sure That Ending Is Tight. It's A Little Less Challenging, If You Have A Great Ending. If You Don't Have A Great Ending, Don't Remake The Movie.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.