If You're The President You Only Have

There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!

I Saw The Yearbook Picture. There Was Six Of Them! I Ain't Have Six Friends In High School, I Don't Have Six Friends Now! That's Three On Three With A Half Court.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.

A Lot Of Racism Going On In The World Right Now. Who's More Racist? Black People Or White People? Black People. You Know Why? 'cuz We Hate Black People Too! Everything White People Don't Like About Black People, Black People Really Don't Like About Black People.

There Are People Who Would Like To Get Rid Of Minimum Wage. But We Have To Have It, Because If We Didn't Some People Would Not Get Paid Money. They Would Work All Week For Two Loaves Of Bread And Some Spam.