I Think A Single Woman's Biggest Problem

If I Had To Choose Between Sex And Food, I Would Choose Food, But I'd Choose Sex Over Nearly Everything Else.

Feeling Insecure Is Good For You. It Forces You To Do Something Better, Drives You To Use All Your Talents.

Never Throw Anything Good Away -- Real Wool, Pure Silk. Put It Away And Wait For It To Come Back.

Never Fail To Know That If You Are Doing All The Talking, You Are Boring Somebody.

Two Warm Bodies And One Cold Bottle Of Champagne Will Produce Something More Wonderful Than Would Happen Without The Champagne.