The Only Reason A Man Doesn't Call

I Just Had The Idea That All The Covergirls Should Be Gorgeous, And Not Just Interesting, Not Beautiful In An Offbeat Or Exotic Way, Just Plain Yummy Gorgeous.

I Think You Keep Two Sets Of Books. In One Set, You Record The Truth -- How Well You Are Really Doing. This Is The Secret Set -- Just For You And Loved Ones. In The Other Set Are More Modest Entries And Statements, And These Are For Public Consumption!

Good Posture Is The One Most Important Thing Anybody Can Do Now To Look Better.

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.

When You Meet A Man, Don't You Always Idly Wonder What He'd Be Like In Bed? I Do.