The Only Reason A Man Doesn't Call

People's Lives Change. To Keep All Your Old Friends Is Like Keeping All Your Old Clothes -- Pretty Soon Your Closet Is So Jammed And Everything So Crushed You Can't Find Anything To Wear. Help These Friends When They Need You; Bless The Years And Happy Times When You Meant A Lot To Each Other, But Try Not To Have The Guilts If New People Mean More To You Now.

My Own Philosophy Is If You're Not Having Sex, You're Finished. It Separates The Girls From The Old People.

Do What's In Front Of You As Well As Possible. Keep Going Until You Realize What You're Best At.

If You’re Not A Sex Object, You’re In Trouble.

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.