After You're Older, Two Things Are Possibly

Sometimes I Wonder If I'm Doing Everyone A Disservice By Perpetuating The Idea That Beautiful Is Better Than Plain, Because Having Done Everything Just About That You Can Do, Sparing No Expense, And Not Effort, To Become Better Looking, I Know That Only So Much Can Be Done.

Sex Is One Of The Three Best Things Out There, And I Don't Even Know What The Other Two Are.

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.

When You Meet A Man, Don't You Always Idly Wonder What He'd Be Like In Bed? I Do.

You Know You Can't Hope Yourself A Better Life - You Must Take Yourself There.