I Thank God For Making Me A

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Was Directed And Commanded By Another Power. The Power Of Darkness. The Power That You've Heard So Much About. The Power That A Lot Of People Don't Believe Exists. The Power Of The Devil. Satan.

I'm Very Much A Gentleman In What I Do.

A Lot Of People Call Me The Architect Of Rock & Roll. I Don't Call Myself That, But I Believe It's True.

I Invented Rock & Roll. Jimi Hendrix Was My Guitar Player. James Brown Was My Vocalist.