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Elvis Was God-given, There's No Other Explanation. A Messiah Comes Around Every Few Thousand Years, And Elvis Was It This Time.

Black People Lived Right By The Railroad Tracks And The Train Would Shake Their Houses At Night. I Would Hear It As A Boy And I Thought: I'm Gonna Make A Song That Sounds Like That.

Now They Have Banging Guitar And No Bass And Call It Rock, But That's Not What I Call Rock.

Gay People Are The Sweetest, Kindest, Most Artistic, Warmest And Most Thoughtful People In The World. And Since The Beginning Of Time All They've Ever Been Is Kicked.

God Gives Us The Ability, But Rock 'n' Roll Was Created By Men.