I Tend To Think Of Myself As

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.