I Tend To Think Of Myself As

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

There's More To Life Than Being An Actor In A Hollywood Movie. I'm Not Going To Adapt My Life After That Existence, Where A Lot Of People Do. And They Get The Publicist, And They Get All That Stuff, And It Becomes Them. I Think It's A Stupid Way To Live Your Life. A Really Dumb Way To Live Your Life.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.