I Tend To Think Of Myself As

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.