Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.

Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For Me In Comedy. I Have To Be Surprised, And Everything's Been Done.

I Have To Stop Crying When I Watch "the View". It's Not Because Of The Topics At Hand, I Just Feel Sorry For That Couch.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.