Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

I Have Never Been Much Of A Groomer. I Take Baths A Lot, But I Don't Wear Deodorant. I Don't Have To. I Have A Miraculous Body Scent. I've Had Women Smell Me And Say That Should Be Bottled. I Would Advise Guys To Lay Off The Drakkar, Because The Cavemen Weren't Wearing It. They Might Have Been Putting Mint Leaves On Their Balls, But Your Scent Is Grown Naturally. I Have Really Good Dating Advice.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

I Kind Of Put Myself Out There As Is. I'm A Quiet Person. I Don't Know If That's Surprising. I'm A Pilates Junkie.