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Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

My Apartment Is The Equivalent Of One Room In My Toronto Home. Now I Understand Why New Yorkers Are On The Streets At All Hours. People Don't Want To Stay Inside For Fear They'll Go Crazy.

A Lot Of Comedy Is Really Diy. You're Kind Of Doing It Yourself.

When You Can Agree On One Thing, You Should Have No Expectation That Suddenly A Person Is Converted To Your Way Of Thinking. You Have To Be Willing To Be Frustrated Constantly.

You've Got To Have Gumption. You've Got To Be Willing To Stand Up On The Stage For No Money For Ten Years.