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Los Angeles Is A Large City-like Area Surrounding The Beverly Hills Hotel.

No Animal Should Ever Jump Up On The Dining-room Furniture Unless Absolutely Certain That He Can Hold His Own In The Conversation.

If There Had Been A Job Of Being A Reader, I Would Have Taken That, Because I Love To Read And I Don't Love To Write. That Would Be Blissful.

I Never Met Anyone Who Didn't Have A Very Smart Child. What Happens To These Children, You Wonder, When They Reach Adulthood?

When You Leave New York, You Are Astonished At How Clean The Rest Of The World Is. Clean Is Not Enough.