Magazines All Too Frequently Lead To Books

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

Raisins Are A Thing That Lasts, They Come In Small Boxes, And You Always Feel Like Eating Raisins, Even At Six In The Morning. A Raisin Is Always An Appropriate Snack.

To Me The Biggest Waste Of Time Is Commuting. First, There Is No Place That Is Less Than A Two-hour Commute From New York. You Can Be Half A Mile Outside Of The City Limits; You're Two Hours Away By Car. I Don't Care How Close They Tell You It Is. "oh, It's Only Thirty Miles." Thirty Miles? At 8:30 In The Morning, Thirty Miles Outside New York, You Might As Well Be Starting Out In Omaha.

Never Relinquish Clothing To A Hotel Valet Without First Specifically Telling Him That You Want It Back.