I Still Take The Pill. I Don't

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.