I Still Pay Full Tax When I

How Peaceful Life Would Be Without Love. How Safe, How Tranquil And How Dull.

I Am Not An Englishman, I Was Never An Englishman, And I Don't Ever Want To Be One. I Am A Scotsman! I Was A Scotsman And I Will Always Be One.

I Unfortunately Don't Speak French, But My Wife Is Now Fluent In English, Which Really Reflects Rather Badly On Me.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

Most Movies Shot In Italian Don't Even Bother To Record The Sound. In Fact, Sometimes When Fellini Works, He Doesn't Even Know What The Dialogue Is Going To Be, And He Simply Has His Characters Count From 1 To 10, Knowing He Will Loop In Their Dialogue Later.