I Still Look Good, Though.

Would You Believe I Was A Famous Star? It's The Truth.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.

Because You Don't Live Near A Bakery Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Without Cheesecake.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

I Know Why Most People Never Get Rich. They Put The Money Ahead Of The Job. If You Just Think Of The Job, The Money Will Automatically Follow. This Never Fails.