Because You Don't Live Near A Bakery

I Find Very Often That Very Ugly Women Have Really Handsome Men And Vice Versa Because They Don't Have Any Competition. Sometimes Handsome Men Have Avoided Me.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

If I Were To Name My Favorite Pastime, I'd Have To Say Talking About Myself. I Love It And I Think Most Other People Do Too. We Need, People Like Us, More Listeners And Less Talkers.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

When I Attained A Certain Advanced Intimacy With A Man, And I Don't Just Mean Sex, I Married Him.