I Feel Much Safer With Girls, So

As Soon As You Tell Me To Do One Thing, I Do The Opposite. As Soon As Someone Tells Me Not To Get Any More Tattoos, I Have This Intense Fire Burning Inside Me To Cover Myself With Them. I Don't Care If It's Self-destructive. I Just Have That Need To Rebel.

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.

There's A Million People I Could Name Who Are More Deserving Of The Parts That I Get And The Life That I'm Living.

I Always Bring Cash For Tips, And I Never Give Less Than $20. I Used To Work In A Smoothie Shop, So I Know The Value Of A Tip.