Acting Is A Different Discipline. On Stage

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

Oh Aye...my Father Would Thrash Me Every Now And Then. He'd Talk While He Did It Too! He'd Hit Me And Shout, 'have Ye Had Enough?' Had Enough? Whit Kind Of Question Is That? 'why, Father, Would Another Kick In The Balls Be Out Of The Question???'

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In Each Hand.