I Spent A Lot Of Money On

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The Best Thing About Being A Dad? Well, I Think It's Just The Thing That Every Man Wants - To Have A Son And Heir.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted