I Spent A Lot Of Money On

I Always Wanted More - More Of Everything.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.