I Spent A Lot Of Money On

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

Every Team Has A Hard Man. We Has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea Had Chopper, Arsenal Had Peter Storey, Liverpool Had Tommy Smith. Leeds Had Eleven Of Them

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.