I Spent A College Semester In A

I Only Really Fake It Anymore With Sommeliers Who Are Being Really Snotty To Me And I Don't Want To Take Their Grief And So I Try To Do Something To Kind Of Throw Them Off Or Put Them On The Defensive, Even If I Don't Know What I'm Talking About

You Know Most Of The Food That Americans Hold So Dear - Things Like Hamburgers And Hot Dogs - Were Road Food, But Even Before They Were Road Food, They Were Peasant Food.

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.

I Know People That Could Serve Me Canned Tuna And Saltine Crackers And Have Me Feel More At Home At Their Table Than Some People Who Can Cook Circles Around Me. The More You Try To Impress People, Generally The Less You Do.

The Thing That Helped Me Get Into The Film Business Was That I Went To School In Athens, Georgia And Managed To Get On, Um, Working On Music Videos For A Band Called R.e.m. And That Kind Of Opened Up A Lot Of Doors For Me.