The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins

I Hate Using The Word Coagulant.

When You're Touring, You're Constantly In Motion.

I Never Spoke About Politics, With The Exception Of Election Night.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So It Slows The Cooking. That's Evil Because The Longer The Bird Cooks, The Drier It Will Be.