I Speak As Much Spanish As Anyone

I Just Had Some Of The Same Journalists That Panned Electric Circus At The Time, They Just Listened To Universal Mind Control And They Loved It. And Then They Went Back To Tell Me That Electric Circus, If It Came Out At Today, It Would've Had A Different Reception. One Of Them Told Me, "hey, Man. You Need To Bring It Out Again." And I Said, "hey, It's Cool. It Is What It Is."

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

Aren't We All Striving To Be Overpaid For What We Do?

I Still Regret That I Never Played Soccer In High School. I Chose Basketball Over Soccer.