I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.

A City Is A Crazy Concrete Jungle Whose People At The End Of Each Day Somehow Make A Small Step Ahead Against Terrible Odds.

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.