I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A

I Have No Grand Scheme.

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like To Cuddle. But There Is Such A Fine Line Between Cuddling And Holding Someone Down So That They Can't Get Away.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.