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I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.
-Dave Attell
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I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A
Dave Attell
I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.
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