I Should Go To Paris And Jump

When I Am In New York, I Want To Be In Europe, And When I Am In Europe, I Want To Be In New York.

You Can Be Distracted By Your Love Life, By The Baseball Game, Movies, By The Nonsense. "can I Get My Kid Into This Private School? Can I Get This Girl To Go Out With Me Saturday Night? Am I Going To Get The Promotion In My Office?" All This Stuff, But In The End The Universe Burns Out. So I Think It's Completely Meaningless.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below Child Molester.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.