I Seem To Be Able To Get

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)

The Writing Is Done On The Computer, And The Drawing Is Done By Hand. I Write, Write, Write, Then I Hit The Illustration.

I Don't Like Drawing Characters Facing Right. If I Tried To Do That At A Book Signing, I'd Have To Pencil It First.

If A Restaurant Offers Crayons, I Always Take Them And Color Throughout The Meal. It Beats Talking To The People I Came To Dinner With.

I'm Very Harsh On Real Estate Agents. I'm Not Sure Why. Maybe It's Because Of How The Call Every Small House 'charming' And Every Run-down House A 'great Fixer-upper'. Just Once, I'd Like Them To Show Me A House And Declare, 'this One's A Piece Of Crap'.