I See By The Papers That They

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful. For That's All There Is To Success Is Satisfaction.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

This Country Has Gotten Where It Is In Spite Of Politics, Not By The Aid Of It. That We Have Carried As Much Political Bunk As We Have And Still Survived Shows We Are A Super Nation.